Best likened to a touch of insanity mixed with naff humour, crap jokes and silly magic.

Bev has always had an interest in music from his early years at school which developed into studying keyboard and trumpet up to degree level. This has been incorporated into the performances and has provided diversity from magic alone to a subtle blend of both depending on the requirements at each event.

Until now Bev has only ever appeared by request and has never advertised his services. (For security reasons - - - social security reasons)  TOLD YOU THEY WERE NAFF. (see examples below)

I've got a soft spot for the wife - its called a swamp

it was her birthday last week, I bought her a new bag and a new belt. She wasn't very happy but at least the hover's working now !

Heard about the Irish family who froze to death outside of the Dublin Odeon queuing to see 'CLOSED FOR WINTER'

I used to be bulimic but now I just make everyone else sick

I'm not saying she's ugly but she couldn't make a dildo stiff

Bev has performed on the QE2, in Fuerteventura, Ireland, Cyprus, Gambia and all over the UK, and has recently moved over to Northern Cyprus and is enjoying life in the sun."